Al Gore's book: "I'm An Idiot"

Congratulations go to Al Gore for his new book release, "The Assault on Reason." Within its magical pages Mr. Gore lambastes the Bush administration, tells our troops what they have done is wrong and a waste of time and pretty much encourages terrorists that if they keep at it they will win! Not in exactly those words but really that's what it says. This is after all, what Mr. Gore wants, is it not? To prove Bush wrong at all cost, even at the expense of our country.

This seems to be a recurring theme amongst some. It is almost so obvious that I can’t help wondering if there is anyone out there that still cares. The desire to whack Bush is like mob mentality run amok.

In Mr. Gore’s book “The Assault on Reason” he outlines how much better the world would have been had he been elected president. From better preparation for 911 to Katrina to the no-war on Iraq, Mr. Gore spells it all out. Non-elected President Gore has his self-deceived view but I think the depiction below is more accurate.

After 911 “President” Gore would have asked the terrorists to stop doing that stuff. The government would be converted into a monarchy with King Al being fed grapes by school children. Health care would be run by the U.N. with Kofi signing the checks. Osama would be sleeping in the Lincoln bedroom (on the floor). Saddam would be Secretary of Defense. There would be an elite French guardsman standing watch outside the White House as a Canadian minstrel wearing red leotards bowing a fiddle prances around singing “Oh Canada”. Barbara Streisand and friends would be having a picnic on the east lawn with little birds flying around making a joyous sound. Gasoline would cost 33 cents per litre and the world would be back to a normal temperature.

I think that “Panacea of Propaganda” would be a more accurate title for Mr. Gore’s book. Long live King Al!

Today’s Pillory Guest(s) Nope, not Mr. Gore but the dolts that will buy his book!