Coming soon to a network near you: The war in Iran

As the US is about to attack Iran, one wonders if this will escalate into more badness for Iraq or if the insurgents will be called home to fight and then rebuild Iran. In a peculiar way a US attack in Iran will be a good way to see how much trouble Iran has been causing in Iraq.

Iran has had a vested interest in keeping a good fight going in Iraq. They have kept our military pretty busy there and probably think that with us blasting Iraq, we won’t have the resources for conflict in Iran. This however will backfire for them because there will be no ground forces in Iran, only missile and aerial attacks. The conflict in Iran will have actual targets and not an endless flock of whack-a-mole meat sacks with guns.

As we begin to lambaste Iran’s nuclear facilities and related infrastructure, it will be interesting to see how the war in Iraq will slow to a crawl if not stop altogether. Regarding the third aircraft carrier now delicately positioned near the coast of Iran, one can’t help wonder if Iran’s religious sociopath presidential puppet master will finally crack his leathern poker face. It’s about to be the “6-Million All In” hand at the gaming table and I’m guessing the outcome will not be Sharia Law for all.

Logistically one has to wonder if Iran has been the target all the time. If so, President Bush has been playing his cards very close to his vest. If the citizens of Iran would have put up more resistance to their creepy extremely evil regime, all this would probably not be happening.

If the soon to become war in Iran does not significantly slow the conflict in Iraq, it is likely that civil war will be the only way to make any progress there at all. One major miscalculation of President Bush is that he assumed the people of Iraq would rally around the cause. He unfortunately was wrong. If the people of Iraq want “freedom” then they will need to fight for it just like we did.

As a message to Iran, North Korea, Russia and Venezuela- America may be enduring a bit of mud slinging amongst our leaders, but we will unite like nothing you have ever seen before if you “really” threaten our way of life. Your suicide attacks hurt people and ruin families but the spirit of America is something you can’t take away.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, you have a very nice blog to the American people. Some even believe that all you want is to live in peace, but we know different don’t we… wink, wink.

The Pillory is closed today.