Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Pillory full of Hypocrites


The Pillory is overloaded today and I am tired of locking all their tiny heads and flailing arms in these contraptions. But it's a good kind of tired... If you have rotten fruit and veggies fill a sack and come on down to the pillory for some good old fashioned fun!

In response to President Bush commuting Scooter Libby's sentence I am not shocked nor disappointed by the outrage of the hypocrites in the pillory. Their placement here only continues to prove the cavilling by these caco-politicians to everything Bush. Each attempt to obscure their lack of answers and blatant ignorance shows their not-me pointing finger referencing the innocent after the letting of serious petard in a crowded elevator. The amount of time wasted by these finger pulling gas-bags is formidable.

In response to President Bush’s commuting of Scooter Libby's 2.5 year sentence, let’s start with Hillary Clinton. Hillary, have you lost your mind? Wait… nothing to lose… Have you forgotten about the endless list (457) of Presidential pardons given by none other than your beloved husband Bill? This list includes so many truly heinous people that the bile rises just reading it. From drug trafficking to grand theft to embezzlement, the list is long and sordid.

To John Edwards… Many are thinking it, but I will say it… you’re an idiot, shut up.

Harry Reid, you are not only an idiot but a dork as well.

Nancy Pelosi, you should be in jail for your illegal trip. You know, the one that nobody talks about. Your smarmyness is second to none! If only you could keep your lips from parting…

Senator Joe Biden, you sir, are the devil. (but you already knew that, didn’t you, wink, wink)

Below are the comments from the above mentioned pillory guests:

Only a president clinically incapable of understanding that mistakes have consequences could take the action he did today. President Bush has just sent exactly the wrong signal to the country and the world." - former Sen. John Edwards, D-N.C.
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"The Constitution gives President Bush the power to commute sentences, but history will judge him harshly for using that power to benefit his own vice president's chief of staff who was convicted of such a serious violation of law." - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev.
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"This commutation sends the clear signal that in this administration, cronyism and ideology trump competence and justice." - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y.
Hillary, here is Bill’s list of pardons: http://www.usdoj.gov/pardon/clintonpardon_grants.htm
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"The president said he would hold accountable anyone involved in the Valerie Plame leak case. By his action today, the president shows his word is not to be believed." - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif.
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"It is time for the American people to be heard - I call for all Americans to flood the White House with phone calls tomorrow expressing their outrage over this blatant disregard for the rule of law." - Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del.
Where were all these fine folks when Clinton went nuts and went on his pardoning frenzy? The proof is in the history. Hypocrisy at its finest!

Grab your rotten tomatoes and come to the pillory for some good old fashioned fun!



Welcome to the pillory! Nancy, Hillary, Harry, John and Joe!








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