Showing posts with label Bill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Bill Clinton, the first "First Man" of our country? Heaven forbid!

Recently while talking about wife Hillary, Bill Clinton beamed, “When I met her more than 35 years ago, I thought Hillary had the best combination of mind and heart I'd ever seen -- and I still do. But it's going to take every dollar to make sure that Americans get to know the real Hillary, like I do. She's also the best candidate to beat the Republican machine. You know Hillary will never let a swift boat-style attack go unanswered...”

I suppose Bill’s “swift boat” attack during the Monica Lewinsky incident is not what he is talking about. One needs to remember that Bill Clinton is an impeached (sort-of) president. He lied under oath and was more interested in Monica than Hillary during his pecksniffian occupation of the White House. I would imagine his comment about Hillary would fit Monica as well. “When I met her more than a week ago, I thought Monica had the best combination of….”

Can we believe Bill's new found accolades regarding his sort-of wife Hillary? And is our country ready for Bill Clinton to become the “First Man” of the country?

As Bill hits the campaign trail on Hillary’s behest, one might wish to re-read the Clinton White House legacy. Is our country (or the world) ready to embrace Hillary as Commander in Chief? (However, some of the items stolen from the White House might be returned if Hillary moves back in.)

While one ponders the significance of another term of Clinton control, a word of warning is appropriate according to Evilwhiteguys blog, “If you're a woman in the White House (Hillary is safe) and are approached by Bill Clinton, know that he's immune to all but the strongest pepper sprays."

Today, the pillory welcomes Bill Clinton, possibly the next “First Man.”

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Bill Keller, Televangilist and Mormon Hater!

Who is Bill Keller, Televangelist?

Self proclaimed man (or boy) of God since age twelve, Mr. Bill says he knew he was "going to become a minister." Of course he sort of forgot that calling when he entered the business world as a successful computer salesman and entrepreneur, businessman turned gambler and drug addict. After being indicted then convicted of insider trading and off-shore money laundering, Bill once again found Christ, in prison.

It is interesting that these types of folks only seek repentance after they are initiated into the prison system. A little like being sorry for being caught, not sorry for hurting people with their crime(s). Good on you Bill for turning your life around!

But I must digress. Mr. Keller’s recent quote “A vote for Romney is a vote for Satan” followed by his rant about the “evil Mormon cult whose followers are going to spend the eternities in hell” does seem demonically akin to McCarthyism. And these comments from Mr. Keller, a convicted felon that cannot even vote...

When it comes to judging others or their religion, it might be wise to consider which televangelist you are listening to and believing prior to the judgment and condemning thereof. If a vote for Romney is a vote for Satan then I would suggest that Televangelist Bill Keller should quiet himself and wait to be elected. But then again can a convicted felon, or for that matter a television caco-preacher hold public office?

I would much rather spend the eternities in hell with Mormons than one hour listening to Bill Keller and his band of prayer spinning buffoons. Maybe the IRS should look into the non-profit status of Bill Keller’s Internet company liveprayer.com. One question however, does anybody really need an Internet site to pray for them?




Televangelist Bill Keller is today’s pillory guest!
Welcome Bill!



Dave